Don’t judge me on my taste in tiles….

So, I keep asking myself if I could get away with covering my bathroom walls in these Buddha tiles without raising suspicion of being a secret monk.

If the answer is ‘Of course you can, they’re great, and you won’t even have to shave your head to pull them off’ then my next mission is to recruit some super stealthy (and gentle) tile thieves to come and chip them delicately of the wall of the temple I found them in, in The Cameron Highlands, Malaysia.

Let’s face it, they had plenty to go round, the temple was around 50 square metres and every inch of it’s mammoth walls was adorned with these little beauties.

On the downside….sneaking past the hundreds of Buddhist worshippers with a couple of crates of tiles might be a Mission Impossible.